by Wallis231 October 13, 2021
Get the Tennessee haircutmug. by A Carradale Galbraith November 4, 2011
Get the Carradale haircutmug. by Cool guy 1234568 February 21, 2021
Get the jaylins haircutmug. by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015
Get the hickory haircutmug. by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022
Get the Wearing hats with haircutmug. When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline
by epichpap69 January 7, 2023
Get the Haircutmug. Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
Get the midnight haircutmug.