daniel haber

Daniel Haber is a little dick person who enjoys soccer and has primarily white friends, he doesn't like siblings and will usually try to fight/injure them

damn, that must be a daniel haber

by Daniel Haber Is Cool February 10, 2018

The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.

No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.

by infjdesign December 29, 2018

Altar-halter

An action, confession, discovery, or change of appearance that is so extreme that it changes your desire to go through with a marriage.

They were madly in love until he shaved off his facial hair leaving nothing but an 80s pornstar moustache. Such an altar-halter.

by STRICK93 January 25, 2019

Nate habite

A menace *demon smiling emoji* *cold frost man emoji*

Thats nate habite
he iz menace
yes
yes

by Izalle November 12, 2020

jordyn haberstumpf

a walking std

oh no it’s jordyn haberstumpf🤮

by qafhhdhkivbjhg April 5, 2022

Skanky Habenero

When a girl eats taco bell and takes a dump and a guy will lick it clean off of her butthole.

"Yeah dude it was amazing, she let me give her a skanky habenero."

by Cheblin April 9, 2024

E-habbed

To attack someone heavily, and/or nearly or kill someone due to emotional instability

Man, I got E-habbed after I joked with him

by Skibiddi Ohio rizzler May 13, 2025