Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
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poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity
David gave me a poop hoover last night
by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024
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Hoover

Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012
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Gabby Hoover

A former westwood highschool student who is known for getting obliterated in public places
hey Gabby Hoover want to go to 6th street tonight? "Yes, i'm down"
by wildcatty June 9, 2022
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dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum
She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets
by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018
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super hoover

A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.
Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.
by Justanoldguy1990 August 7, 2020
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