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Herp Derp

Derpy de herp. Derpy turkey. Herp Derp
by Coco Puff98 July 7, 2011
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Herp Derp

My boyfriend, Abe, is a herp derp!
by JoryPoopyPants January 2, 2012
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Glitter Herpes

The type of herpes you get from Edward Cullen.
You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.
by wordvomit November 8, 2010
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herpe shark

Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.
BRIE,swim away from the herpe shark!
by Grace& Brie May 13, 2005
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Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.
"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010
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Perma-herp

That sore on your friends face that they never discuss and never goes away.
Did you see Burt Reynolds perma-herp acting up today? I think it's bout to eat his face.
by MasterJRC December 9, 2008
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Dripper's Herpe

1. A burn mark created when a vaper takes a hit off an RDA without the top cap. Usually located around the mouth.
2. A burn created by hot juice shot out of an RDAs airholes. More commonly found on the hands and wrists, but can also be seen near the mouth.
My buddy wasn't paying attention and ended up with a gnarly dripper's herpe.
by RogueVaper July 8, 2014
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