Herp Derp

Cole Hudson

Derpy de herp. Derpy turkey. Herp Derp

by Coco Puff98 July 7, 2011

Herp Derp

Abe Harrington!

My boyfriend, Abe, is a herp derp!

by JoryPoopyPants January 2, 2012

Glitter Herpes

The type of herpes you get from Edward Cullen.

You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.

by wordvomit November 8, 2010

herpe shark

Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.

BRIE,swim away from the herpe shark!

by Grace& Brie May 13, 2005

Perma-herp

That sore on your friends face that they never discuss and never goes away.

Did you see Burt Reynolds perma-herp acting up today? I think it's bout to eat his face.

by MasterJRC December 9, 2008

Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"

by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010

Ginger Herpes

Disease contracted when coming into contact with the hair of a ginger with the external genitalia.

Levi: "Damnit... I was wrestling with that kid over there a week or so ago and now my dick is breaking out into sores..."

Gabe: "OH MY GOD! You have GINGER HERPES!"

by Ginger Nigger August 2, 2011