Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 19, 2022

gunner

(a) gunner is a person, thats a illa skate boarder, awesome boyfriend, and a gunner is super hottt..usually nice and laid back.
(a) gunner likes to have a good time..and party..gunner(s) usually have really great girlfriends..

Man-Hey look at that gunner!
girl2-Yeah hes mine..sorry
Man-I wish i was like gunner:
Girl2-in yo dreams bizaatttchh

by Lovuhhh May 18, 2008

gubernaculum

someone who swerves recklessly off of a dirt road into a stranger's yard and runs over 2 porcelain chickens then stomps gas and gets the hell out of there. Don't ask. It actually happened.

yer mom

by Identity Crisis May 7, 2003

gubernatorial

Spitting at night.

He hacked a loogy last night. It was so goobernacternal. Thus: gubernatorial.

by UberGeek September 20, 2003

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

gurber

So when a girl give a sucky real quick

The girl have me a gurber

by Randomkidondex April 20, 2017

gundersen

Used to describe a person who is acting like a faggot

He won't play WoT with me! He's so gundersen

by El Pueblo February 28, 2016