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Blue Guard

A cult like following of the absolute dregs of the internet who worship an online emperor who rules as an iron cuck after his Californian e-thot gargled on another man's dick, all the while larping as orthodox Christians.
"Did you hear about that Blue Guard, they are really sketchy"
by BomberHarris November 21, 2019
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Series Guardian

A Series Guardian a protector of a universe guardian a "Door" to the universe having a signature weapon and an array of abilities usually being the strongest being from their universe. Series guardians come in many shapes and sizes from tall glass knights to a small shape creature. Series Guardians are often named after things that don't seem like names but items an example is Logo and Symbol.
Person 1: Hey do you know Logo?

Person 2: I know Logo he's the Series Guardian of "Spooky Stories"

Person 1: Yeah he is pretty cool but I think I like Symbol better from "Congruentous"
by SleepyFUN October 28, 2022
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Can't Guard Mike

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.
Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.
by maianis December 24, 2019
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the gate guardian

the gate guardian or SCP-001 is a colossal angelic being with varying number of wings, wielding a fiery sword or knife (SCP-001-A) and standing in front of a gate of immense proportions(probably the gate to Eden)
Random researcher: the gate guardian is one of the most powerful entities the foundation have ever encountered
by Agent Ukulele July 3, 2021
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Changing of the Guard

When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.
Damn bro, I'm glad we got our food the changing of the guard!
by PhillyStinkBait January 1, 2022
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kai and lauren’s royal guard

PLSSS THIS MAN HAS TO WATCH KAI.... man has to put her in place i swear. BUT MF COULDNT DO ANYTHING WHEN KAI WAS GOING CRAZY THAT NIGHT SHAKING ASS ON EVERYONE AND GETTING JIGGY WIT IT... ANYWAY OFC THIS MF SEXY BUT HE HAS TO PUT PPL IN THEIR PLACE
what a real one 🙏🏽
by plum worshiper March 15, 2021
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