Guaka guaka

Same as hubba hubba, hanky panky, chananigans. Or simply fooling around.

xx: Yesterday was fun, I mean why wouldn't it?
yy: Sure it was. You got some guaka guaka going on yesterday?

by Best_pseudonym_ever September 10, 2013

guamanians

Ethnic group of people that inhabit the US pacific island of Guam. They are known for having an extremely unique culture. They are known to annually travel to a specific location, in Lithuania, where they'll shave off all their hair including eyebrows and squirt diarrhiea all over the local Russians. Other than this weird tradition they are known to have family feasts where they exchange farts in each others faces going from elders down to the youngest of the family. Guamanians (or the people of Guam) are known to worship all and any kind of bodily fluid or gas coming out of minors, expecially farts. Their culture requires them to name their offspring after their beloved gas. Some notable guamanians include : Fartalumpa Queefers, DaFartaga Diarhoface and Kevin Fartman.

Person 1: Why are those people brown?
Person 2: They seem to be farting in each others faces a lot... Maybe thats why.
Person 3 : It's a mix of the two. They are just guamanians.

by BenSpinnerLovesChickenDinner May 21, 2021

Luca Guadagnino

The best director on planet earth, just defined by the fact he directed "Call Me By Your Name".

Luca Guadagnino is an amazing director!

by timmytimissuperior April 29, 2020

you look like like guadalajara

A way to troll people based of the joke you look just like joe.

Z you look like like guadalajara

by ajsonicpokemon May 2, 2022

Anal guacamole

When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"

If a guy gets anal guacamole he's queer

by Jeauxxx March 28, 2015

guapamole

Spanish. Literally, "pretty chocolate." A hot black woman. Guapa = pretty + mole = chocolate.

I was at the bar last night and saw a real guapamole eating some guacamole!

by Shiggity and Trionna January 12, 2011

Guacamole Shotgun

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shitter by surprise). Usually a severe illness causes the fluidy, green-tinged shit.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding has been known to occur.

Dana: "Holy shit! How's the porcelain on my throne melting?"

Big D: "No joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."

Dana: "W'Teh FUCK?!"

by The_Justin December 13, 2008