guacamole nigga penis

basic levle 1 comeback to any roast

guy1 1: nigga u look like a been bag that been sat on

you: guacamole nigga penis

guy 1: *crys*

crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

by wise nigga guru June 2, 2021

Guacenstien

The EPIC and fabled Guacenstien only found at Chipotle Boorito Maze on Roblox 2021. Discoved by Penelope and Douglas, it has become a fabled part of Robloxian history.

"There have been many sightings of Guacenstien at the Chipotle Boorito Maze on Roblox." Penelope and Douglas exclaimed

by Dougie84 October 28, 2021

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.

"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"

by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021

guacoldmole

Old, black, funky, leftover guacamole

Dude, I just found some guacoldmole in the back of the fridge - looks pretty bad - do you want it?

by one 'f' Jeph May 26, 2023

Guacpie

When a man spunks inside but the spunk is green

Fred: Hey Adam did you creampie that slag from last night
Adam: No but I did guacpie her, it was like a guacpocolyspe

by Guacguac October 10, 2023

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces November 4, 2015

chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 8, 2018