groove

A spiral scratch in a record.

Look at the groove in that record!

by John February 12, 2006

man grooming

What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.

Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there

by Da Burdman March 10, 2007

Grooted

A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.

I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.

by Enchanted Angel Lights May 5, 2015

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

Groomer

(pejorative used by Republicans)
Someone who can be blamed for children knowing things (especially the existence of the LGBTQ+ community) their parents don't want them to

Christina Pushaw: "If you're against the Anti-Grooming Bill, you are probably a groomer"

Me: "If Rod Dreher can use a broadened definition to call every gay teacher a groomer, I can use a broadened definition to call every Republican a Satanist"

Nazi Clickbait: "Oh No!!!!!!There's a drag show in the Metaverse!!! Sad. Don't let your kids see the groomers!!"

by Covered In Therapy Bees August 12, 2022

Goomer

Rafi is a goomer, we are all goomers. embrace the goomer. #goomergang

person 1: what the fuck are you
person 2 (a superior being): a goomer boi

by SpiderDaddy October 27, 2019

Groover

A more contemporary version of the 17th and 18th century term, "Fop". A groover is someone who finds themselves exceedingly stylish or hip, to the extent that those around them regard them as foolish or goofy.

That girl/guy thinks they are so hot, but she/he's like sixty and wearing pleather, man, she/he is a total groover.

by Penny Cloverae February 18, 2008