Lord Obble Gobble

A portentous and large man. usually the width of the earth with big saggy moobs and diabetic head

The man was so fat he was a Lord Obble Gobble

by IlikePootatoes February 26, 2021

chicken crimpy gobbledok

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.

Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.

by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021

The Maryland Gobble

When a man puts Maryland Blue Crab dip on his penis and it get gobbled off by the opposite sex.

We went to dinner and got the Maryland Blue Crab dip, when we went home we turned on Netflix, I commenced to put the dip on my penis and she gobbled it up. The Maryland Gobble was achieved.

by Savage1222RB March 7, 2022

Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 15, 2022

globbered

Past tense of globber

The mattress globbered again.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

Turkey (gobble gobble)

To tickle underneath a mans ballsack. Usually dont while saying gobble gobble. Usually done between close friends for a laugh. Also see Goose...

Im gonna Turkey (gobble gobble) Jamie In The changing room

by NORMANBEN October 21, 2010

Hop and Gobble

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercourse on top and finishing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.

A week in Mexico and all she gave me was the Hop and Gobble.

by Demian June 28, 2004