granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

Grannying out

Grannying out, means having a nervous or paranoid psychedelic experience.

- this man is really grannying out on this acid.

- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.

by JvE2803 February 3, 2021

Granny BigNipple

An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples

Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

squritin' granny

A woman of 65+ that has so much cum in her is squirts out. Often looks like a whitewater fountain.

Yo dog, I just had sex with this old chick and I cummed so much, she became a squritin' granny.

by Chilledcupcake August 27, 2016

granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style

That outfit is granny spraklin.

by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011

granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020