an individual who is beyond awkward. Wears geak like clothing, extremly smart and has absoultley zero swag. much like a geak, but the most extreme type of geakyness
jim- "holy shit, look at those kids pants, they only go to his shins"
matt- "ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg"
jim- "have you ever seen him with a girl?"
matt- "never, he always has a book in his hands"
jim- "haha, what a goomer"
matt- "ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg"
jim- "have you ever seen him with a girl?"
matt- "never, he always has a book in his hands"
jim- "haha, what a goomer"
by nighty11 March 20, 2011
Get the goomer mug.A friend's honest attempt to get a buddy to change topics because he's not aware that his wife is coming up right behind him.
Sal- "So she took my Seahawk hat and put it on, and her tits were just hanging there when..."
Sid- "Goom! Goom!"
Sal- "And I was thinking that my wife hasn't been on any romantic vacations in a while and I thought, 'what a treat'.
Sid- "Goom! Goom!"
Sal- "And I was thinking that my wife hasn't been on any romantic vacations in a while and I thought, 'what a treat'.
by Another Dodger fan. June 16, 2003
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One word encompassing the expression, "dude, that is lame." Meant to be said with a deadpan face, followed by a quick topic change before the lame-o can explain his dumbass comment.
Erkel: I think I need to go to Homie Camp.
Busta: Goom.
Erkel: What I meant was...
Busta: See that Laker game last night?
Busta: Goom.
Erkel: What I meant was...
Busta: See that Laker game last night?
by Surf Dodger June 9, 2003
Get the goom mug.When you agree to take on a seemingly simple and routine issue for a co-worker that ends up bending you over.
by Alexander Yuvchenko June 12, 2010
Get the goodman'd mug.A fat/ugly girl who appears "attractive" over a social media site's pictures; i.e. Instagram, facebook, myspace, etc, and is ugly or doesn't look anything like the picture in real person.
Ian: Samira looked HOT on her profile picture on Facebook, but when I met her yesterday, she was a fat goomba dude!
Jesse: You gotta watch out for those goombas man! They're everywhere playing tricks on us n' shit.
Jesse: You gotta watch out for those goombas man! They're everywhere playing tricks on us n' shit.
by iButteryassmondays October 4, 2012
Get the Goomba mug.Is the person who finds fat or overweight woman attractive to the point he fucks them stupid and openly braggs about it to his friends thinking he's achieved a great feat!
by Rocky townz September 30, 2014
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