goates

Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.

Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.

by kindofpop May 26, 2014

goiker

an obstuse wenis that dangles 2 inches below the elbow. commonly seen on fat asses that don't keep their wenis in tip top shape. this is a very unfortunate sight to see. ask anyone, they will tell you the same.

holy moly kerrie, would you get a look at that goiker!!

person #2: oh my gosh, that goiker looks like a saggy nipple.

by Queeta October 26, 2006

Blood Goatee

The slang term for the ring of gore around a zombie's mouth after munching on a victim

That zombie has a fresh blood goatee, must have found a fatty.

by cirv_j May 2, 2011

gooter

that spot between a mans gut and your pecker (relates to the gunt: or fat upper pussy area)

my boyfriend better shave his gooter cause im sick of pubes in my teeth

by chris delucia January 4, 2004

Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 14, 2007

Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.

So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.

by soulsurfer78 February 22, 2011

Goiner

A random term that may appear while slamming your fists down repeatedly on the keyboard.

Me: ncsoajgoinernckosafcowm

Other: wow, way to goiner!!

by C. Falcon June 11, 2008