Open Goal

Easily accessible vagina

You'll definitely be able to get with her mate, shes an open goal

by Opengoal August 28, 2014

Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.

There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!

by oneandonlyheskey January 13, 2012

Lenger goal

when da mandem score a mad ting

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud

by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 24, 2023

Reddit goals

Goals that people post on Reddit and discuss

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Amazing! (High five)

by Aling Kjet January 30, 2018

unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 February 12, 2016

Tinder goals

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes

James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals

by Tindergal February 14, 2017