Cock goalie

The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."

Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie

by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

goals

targets you want to reach in relationships, life, ect.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are goals

by theRealGoatiee May 27, 2015

lax goalie

Some who hate and loves playing goal. Secretly hating it because those balls hurt like a mother fucker. And loving it because it's absolutely worth it. Besides the fact that the balld are thrown hard enough to make chuck Norris shed a tear of pure pain.

Don't worry lax goalies have balls of pressurized rubber.

by ball dropping beast June 6, 2014

Pulling Your Goalie

to masturbate

I see we caught you pulling your goalie after practice eh?

by Aroused Coach July 5, 2009

Relationship Goals

The most fucked up way of saying "I want a relationship like theirs."

Jamie and Ryan are so relationship goals!

by Ayee203 May 26, 2016

relationship goals

A couple with such a perfect relationship that other people aspire to them, the "goal" being to have a relationship like the one that the couple has.

Erik and Katie are such relationship goals!

by Inklautz P. Geraford June 21, 2017

Goals

What every white girl says when they see any couple online or in public.

Person 1: "Oh look at that cute couple over there!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"

by Frisk Dreemurr May 12, 2016