Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011

Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

Upside down garfield

An upside down garfield is when a red head does a headstand and you eat lasagne out of her pussy :)

I had a real hankering for lasagne but my ginger girlfriend wanted head... We met half way and did an upside down garfield!

by Sensitive finish January 15, 2022

burn the garf

To “burn the garf” is to mess up badly. A big screw up.

Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!

by professional garfer January 25, 2022

glarf

glarf is a word inspired the sound of a cock in one's throat, but it can be used in everyday language without using more obvious expletives...

what the glarf?
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing whores.

by glarf mcgee June 15, 2010

gnarfest

n. a celebration involving a plethora of gnar, and a little fest thrown in the mix too. Not to be confused with a gnar party, which is of course the appropriate response when someone throws up a snatchies

God: pottery is a gnarfest
everyone ever: dude, whats pottery
God: dude, dont worry about it. Snatchies!
everyone ever: Gnarparty!

by LHS hombre November 8, 2006

gnarfunkle

when something is strait up gnarly to a funky extreme. Gnarls, funky, crazy.

Dude that guy is board sliding that rail naked with a wig on, that's freeking Gnarfunkle

by hard A June 3, 2010