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Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!
Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!
by The G Lazer June 3, 2013
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gleechy

Looking real good, head to toe sharp and polished.
Yo have you seen him today looking gleechy
by Itsmejaedenlolz June 13, 2017
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Glaze your donut

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut
(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”
by Test Her limit bruh October 9, 2020
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Glazed

When someone talks to you for a long period of time, and not being able to get away from it.
Hey John did you just get glazed by Tom?
Yeah i did, he talked non stop for 15 minutes, and i could not get away from it.
by TheRealCM18 August 7, 2011
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oh geeze

An exclamation used in response to something humorous, witty, surprising, innapropriate or just plain overly sexual.
Benji: "Hey goosey goosey, when are we gonna have sexytime baby?"

Thomas: "Oh geeze"
by Benji-t March 21, 2007
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Glaze

by pickles August 30, 2004
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glee club

Noun
A short-lived society in and around the people's republic of Cambridge. The basis of this group was a common interest in socializing, specifically partying. As early as 2001 people of all races, faiths, genders and socio-economic backgrounds were being iniated into the glee club. Once iniated, one can never "leave" the glee club, although it is very easy to renounce and move on from. There were two ways to be iniated, which were:
1. To be iniated by a member of the glee club, fulfilling the oath and learning the handshake.
2. Exchanging bodily fluids with any glee club member.
(Because of iniation rule #2, it is uncertain how many glee club members there are on earth. It is theorized somewhere between 900-70,000 people are in the glee club without even knowing it.)

The tenets of the glee club were:
1. Party hard.
2. Party harder than you did the night before.
3. Party safe.

Drugs were not necessary for membership, although thoroughly encouraged. Super neato things like bitchin' parties, good drugs for cheap, a diverse knowledge and selection of drugs, and an uncanny ability to alienate other clique's were par for the course for glee club members. In 2004, the glee club disbanded due to a lack of leadership, funding for and direct supply of drugs, not to mention everyone in the glee club figured out just how stupid perpetually chilling with the same dirty-pothead associates was.

People stopped partying with the glee club when their ambitions turned away from excessive drug abuse and towards the opposite sex, or maybe sex in general.

Glee club members to this day claim it was a long-running joke, or a scheme to get high for free gone horribly wrong, and swear to never again allow a group of people to do so little for so long and stay high through it all.
Person A: Why is we so fuckin' gleeful?
Person B: 'Cuz we's the mother-fuckin' glee club.
by Killacktron May 8, 2006
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