Gettysburg Grapeshot

It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.

Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.

by RadioactiveHate June 9, 2022

getty

typically used for gay-looking/fruity.

“nah, im telling you that chick is getty as hell.”

by kmoneyyy30 October 25, 2022

Gestamp

When a big titty goth mommy stomps on your balls with a 6 inch stiletto heel.

Will you Gestamp my balls mommy?

by MMXMoto871 November 29, 2022

gestapo tab

Coined to define the ‘for you’ tab on Twitter, which has a constant feed of right wing political views.

Hey have you clicked the Gestapo tab today, they’re saying their going to start taxing air…

by anonymous March 23, 2023

Gettymology

(Adj.) The ability for very wealthy families, throughout history, to conceal the roots of their evils beneath branding, rags-to-riches folklore or neo-altruism.

The insistence that one's family name is paramount.

Auto-didactic, revisionist history.

A compound word derived from the words "etymology" (history of a word) and the infamous "Getty" family who were fine exponents of the craft.

"Whatcha reading there...is that the history of the Rothschilds publish via a company they own?"
"Yeah, so?
"Gettymology, right there my friend. They'll be no clan outfits in any of those closets then!"

by Diogenetics March 30, 2023

Gusty

Normally means large winds but it can also mean that you need to take a shower around me...

"Damn, that girl looks gusty." "I hope she isn't gusty."

by AngieDoesNotThinkOfThese.. April 3, 2023

Gestational Lieabeties

The ability to understate and misunderstand being honest due to a genealogical deficiency.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Jackson, unfortunately Gestational Lieabeties is heritary. I am for real.

by Angela R. Anonymous June 7, 2023