Hippo Gamer

An overweight female gamer who tends to be generally ugly and looks like they've taken a bath in fried chicken grease.

John: Did you see Merridian's new Instagram post ?
Jack: Yeah she's so fat, she's like a Hippo Gamer

by FlavouredJelly January 23, 2019

iphone gamer

Someone who claims to be a gamer, however, all he does that is game related is play free-to-play iPhone games. He probably doesn't own any form of gaming console. The only game probably plays besides iPhone games is Roblox.

Bill: Hey, want to speed-run the new Mario Game?
Chris: Sure!
WIlliam: Hey guys! I got this new cool iPhone game!
Bill: Shut the fuck up, Wlliam! You are such an iPhone Gamer!

by Plasmablaster November 18, 2016

Gamer uniform

The default clothes to wear when you have no intention of leaving the house because you'll be spending the rest of the day playing online games. Typically, the gamer uniform consists of: underpants; t-shirt; you're unwashed; unshaved; a cup of coffee nearby; snack food.

Sorry, I can't answer the door because I'm only wearing my gamer uniform.

by Gilcarad September 1, 2015

Gamer Nachos

The nachos you make in the middle of a long gaming session. Consists of whatever cheese you have laying around (usually Kraft or Velveeta) melted over chips. Made very quickly because you need to get back to gaming.

I made some gamer nachos between COD matches, really helped me power through the next 4 hours.

by maryland manson April 27, 2020

gamer wave

The wave that forms on your hair when you're wearing headphones.

Sometimes known as a headphone line

Gamer 1: dude you got a gamer wave

Gamer 2: really bro, I was gaming all night

by The Vinny Tree May 16, 2019

Gamer Lane

The line of sweat that is revealed on a gamer's chair when they stand up after a long session.

Dude, I just spent 6 hours trying to beat the second encounter of Deep Stone Crypt in Destiny 2 and when we finally finished it there was a huge Gamer Lane on my chair.

by ChuckGlarman August 14, 2022

gamer's block

a condition in which a gamer longs to play a game, but upon sitting at their set up they find themselves staring at the only the screen. They look through their available games, lusting for something to engage in, but ultimately find nothing. They are stuck hopelessly fishing in the vast ocean of content, unable to make a catch. The curse of the gamer, if you will.

"I've been sifting through my games for the past thirty minutes and haven't opened a single application. Guess I'm going through some gamer's block."

"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."

by byeahbyeah May 26, 2020