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Grease Monkey 

The kid at school who never bathes. This causes his/her hair to have plenty of attractive grease in it.
"Did you see Todd today?"
"Holy shit, yeah. That kid is a total grease monkey."
Grease Monkey by cacacarrottop October 16, 2008

Grease Monkey 

a smooth suave sophisticated kid with greasy hair
charles:Did you here about that kid george
jack:yeah i heard he's a total grease monkey
Grease Monkey by gcrocker May 22, 2011

Grease Flipping 

Grease Flipping: A Line of MDMA Or a bump (what ever you prefer) , 3 Dexys (Popped within 1hour) Shroom Chocolate with 2grams of shrooms in all the chocolate pieces. - The Greaser © Grease Grime KFC Productions :D (written after grease flipping (still high)

- I love dexys :D (yeah still high)
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Grease Flipping Fat At a friends house received shroom chocolate 2 grams of shrooms in some chocolate, Do some MDMA at a school, Pop 2 dexies (dexedrine) have some shroom chocolate, wait 30 mins while the shrooms kick in pop 1 more dexy (dexedrine) give one too a friend, another to another friend MUST let the metal head do what ever the fuck he (or she) wants with it (You must have a hella stoner metal head in your group, a greaser, Artist, the really awesome friend with the mom that gives the shroom chocolate.

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(*.*) <--- /Nigga T\ (when are friend was on the corner of dark and lonely)

What you need -

$10.00 for dexys (4 dexys)
Free line of MDMA from the metalhead thats hella stoner
Abilitiy too pass out at a chill friends house and make stem tea and Expressing ourselves through art on the greaser and the metal heads arm :) x.3 <-- (I have no idea)
Grease Flipping by DJ-Grease November 1, 2010

grease missile 

A particularly messy and stinky shit. Like the day after drinking lots of beer or after eating Mexican. But not soft enough nor painful enough to be diarrhea
"man, after downing those 18 bud lights last night, I had to drop the worst grease missile this morning"
grease missile by ceedubs December 21, 2013

Grease Monkey 

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.
1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

grease the griddle 

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.
"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."