Jewish Hand Grenade

A sex position in which a cylindrical firework is stuffed into the anus of your partner with a bagel through it. Then the firework is then set off.

My girlfriend wasn't into my bacon fetish, so I have her a Jewish Hand Grenade.

by Arseface475894 January 7, 2015

sweat grenade

Someone who sweats profusely. Fat boys are sweat grenades when active.

I was a sweat grenade after that workout yesterday.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

iraqi gas grenade

when you fart in a glass bottle (beer coke etc.) and break the bottle over another persons head. used jokingly but sometimes meant in a hostile manner.

JESSE:dude i just gave jeff an "iraqi gas grenade" and he passed out...
PARKER: haha what a bitch

by Life Hound October 29, 2007

sit on the grenade

1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Bill: I need you to sit on the grenade
Jim: No way, I wouldn't even give that girl a hot carl.

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

plasma grenade

n. The lesser of the two grenades in the game series "Halo". Newbs like to assume that because these grenades 'stick' to enemies that they are better grenades than fragmentation grenades, but any expierenced player can easily avoid them. They lack the 'grenade bounce' effect of frag grenades and therefore are less aesthetic in their usage. The most effective implementation of the plasma grenade is to through a 'hidden' one behind a corner that an enemy will soon approach so they do not see it. This will most likely kill the enemy given that most players seem to hug walls when turning corners and anyone within a 3 foot radius of the plasma grenade will automatically be killed.

Newb: *throughs plasma grenade at sniper*
Pro: *unscoping every two secounds alows him to see approaching grenade* "Haha, fuking newb"
Newb: "Oh, Shit!" *sniped in teh face*
Pro: *notices approaching enemy, tosses plasma behind corner, proceeds to snipe*
Newb: *"Haha, I'll assasinate 'im"* "WTF IS THAT" *killed by Pro by correct usage of plasma grenade*

by Weapon X Ultimate April 9, 2006

Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.

Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.

by blucheez September 30, 2011

Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia

Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!

by lilg210 October 27, 2011