fucktarded

something that a really really stupid person that you just hate so much is

Me- "damn jimmy that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard. you are so fucktarded."

everyone but jimmy- *high five*

by asdkjlfjashdglkjsadfh December 13, 2007

fucktard

Fucktard: an overdue or tardy fuck that had been promised for long ago; a retarded simpleton with a tiny brain contained solely within the head of his dick.

Melanie had been in a state of horniness for too long now, and frustratingly enough, Brad's long awaited fucktard was not enough to satisfy her sexual cravings.

Upon studying the CAT scan images of his completely empty skull and the images of a small gray mass resembling brain tissue in the head of his johnson, Dexter, an insufferable dumb fuck, was properly diagnosed by the doctors as a complete fucktard.

by watergolem December 1, 2006

fucktard

to say that someone is a fucking retard
in a slang sort of way by shortening it.
fucking and retard

max: midge your a fucktard
midge:yay im a fucking fucktard
max:yer your also a neek but i love you

by alreddydepressedemo December 28, 2005

fucktard.

what you call people mainly friends when they are acting fucking retarded.

I was being crazy so Emily called me a fucktard. Then I went on urban dictionary and wrote this.

by emilysfriend May 7, 2009

fucktard

combination of fucking retard, refering to when someone does something extremely stupid.

You fucktard, your not supposed to put metal in the toaster.

by vengeance2133 August 23, 2007

fucktard

a combinatin of both a fucker and a retard

" you are a fuctard and a dirty bastard"

by mara October 21, 2003

fucktarded

fucktards would do fucktarded things!

You are being fucktarded by looking up this but i love you for it becasue you are a fucktard!

by a.team November 14, 2010