Bung Fu

The art of being a bum ninja, or a ass assassin.

Being a Bung Fu master is a sure sign of gayness

by Android May 23, 2004

kung fu

(Chinese) An aquired skill.

Cooking is just as much a kung fu than Wing Chun or Hsing I.

by Bladen June 4, 2003

kung fu panda

Probably the coolest movie ever to exist, comes out on June 6, 2008.

Omg,,,, look I got Kung Fu Panda cereal!!!!

Omg,,, I'm like sooooo jealous of you!

I know!!!

by EmilyFaid May 24, 2008

Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

by Jack February 28, 2005

math fu

An extremely disciplined, powerful martial science where strength is built in solving equations and reading ancient texts. Some Math Fu problems are so powerful that they can break the arm of someone who is writing them. Math Fu has many systems like Algebra, Differential Equations, Trigonometry, and others. Math Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It is the basis for many later forms of martial sciences.

The three masters Bernoulli, Ricatti, and Clairaut finish the last 10th order differential kata in the university dojo as young, malevolent-minded Newton observed.

Grandmaster Clairaut - "The righteous path to Math Fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, grasshopper."
Black Belt Newton - "I think not!"

All four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.

by mathfag September 18, 2009

see fu

master or teacher, usually in kung-fu schools. in chinese, cantonese.

thank you see fu for the years of training.

by pizzaon September 21, 2005

waif-fu

A form of movie martial arts where a tiny, pretty girl gives a beating to opponents much bigger than her who in real life would tear her apart.

A subtrope of Pintsized Powerhouse. Often used by the Action Girl, Faux Action Girl, Hot Amazon, Little Miss Badass, and Lady of War. Very common among characters of the Mary Sue variety. Compare to the Cute Bruiser who uses a completely different style of combat. - tvtropes.org

see Babydoll in Suckerpunch, River in Firefly, Chun Li in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

"Did you see how that ballerina took out that gang member?"

"Yeah, she used some beautifully choreographed waif-fu."

by solarecreator November 26, 2011