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Freetired

When someone loses or is fired from their job but they're already set economically either through years of paid service, severance pay, or high standing with employer.
Did you hear, they just freetired the coach of that NFL team for his bad playmaking skills that have caused the team to lose dearly on the playing field. He got the 10 mil severance, he's done freetired from the game.
by Dudeschannel January 28, 2026
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Fresting

When a women(usually) violently extinguishes period juice form her vaginal orifice. Also referred to as a bloody misting
I was gonna engage in sexual activities with Jessica when she suddenly frested all over the bed.
Be careful before hitting girls around here are know for fresting.
by The Frester May 9, 2025
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FewTube

Having its logo (and favicon) being a green play button, FewTube is a kind of YouTube being redesigned to be less addictive. First of all, FewTube channel subscription have 5 priority levels like emails, i.e. very important, quite important, fairly important, fairly unimportant, and very unimportant. In addition to that, FewTube has no "Shorts" feature and its homepage feed is replaced by a search box to discourage mindless browsing. Furthermore, FewTube search results can be tuned based on filters like priority (especially if you only search videos from subscribed channels) sort by newest / most relevant, and whether or not to personalize search results based on liked videos and / or watch history.
I switched to FewTube to cut down on distractions; now I can actually find what I want to watch without getting lost in an endless feed!
by Emotional Cruiser August 23, 2025
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frestive

Frestive (adj.)
The act of intentionally resting, slowing down, or recharging during a festive or high-social period. Choosing quiet, low-energy moments in the middle of celebrations, holidays, or busy social seasons to avoid burnout while still participating in the overall festive atmosphere.

Origin:
From festive + rest. Popular during holidays, wedding seasons, and long weekends packed with plans.

Frestivities (noun, plural)

Low-key, restorative activities woven into a festive season; the intentional pauses, quiet rituals, and recharge time that make ongoing celebrations sustainable.

Examples:

“My frestivities include sleeping in, long walks, and ignoring group chats.”

“Between weddings and holiday parties, we scheduled frestivities to stay sane.”

“Hot baths and leftover pie are my favorite frestivities.”

Usage note:
Frestivities are not canceling celebrations — they’re how you survive them.
Frestive (adj.)
The act of intentionally resting, slowing down, or recharging during a festive or high-social period. Choosing quiet, low-energy moments in the middle of celebrations, holidays, or busy social seasons to avoid burnout while still participating in the overall festive atmosphere.

Origin:
From festive + rest. Popular during holidays, wedding seasons, and long weekends packed with plans.
by Souper Potato January 5, 2026
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Ivory Fretboard

You go anal on your parter while air guitaring the solo to Stairway to Heaven on your penis.
I hooked up with Jessica last night, we put on a Led Zeppelin CD and I totally Ivory Fretboarded her.
by good god I'm good May 4, 2009
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Liquid Fretex

"Liquid Fretex" is a Norwegian word for the European soda, Urge. It is said it is so good it can give you the same high as "pæmpings"
Har du Liquid Fretex hjemme?
by Plaza a.k.a unge picazzo June 11, 2018
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pet fret

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.
Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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