furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".

I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.

by QuacksO May 20, 2022

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Fermented flappers

Rotten buildup of semen in the vagina causing the lips to emit a putrid odor

After sleeping with the entire westside- her fermented flappers could be smelled from a mile away.

by Stuffaslut August 5, 2022

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Formance

Form with no function. The appearance of performance with no real benefit.

Examples:

A rear bumper of a car with large fake exhaust tips that aren’t even connected to the exhaust system.

Fake vents or hood scoops

2019 Honda Civic Type-R

Rotiform wheels

“Sick //M badge on your 318i… Formance!”

by Hanicus November 20, 2022

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