ford fanboy

Someone who thinks ford is best.

Ford or nothing.

Your a ford fanboy

by Hds22334 July 12, 2014

Ford whore

Those who worship their beloved Fords, no other car exists unless it’s a ford... truck, suv, sedan, or coupe. Ford is the one and only (typically can be found on the side of your local highway walking away from a smoking f250)

Person: I saw this guy going for a walk the other day

Chevy slut: nah that was just our local ford whore

by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020

Ford Cougar

A sports coupe made between 1998 and 2002, came with a choice of either a 2.0 I4 engine or a 2.5 V6. 3-Door Hatchback body and was the second car to exibit the Ford 'New Edge' styling philosophy (the ford KA being the first!) Was built on the MK1 Mondeo floorpan with improvements that made it onto the MK2 (2000 on) Mondeo

Ford Cougar V6's sound MEAN!!

by The Scottish Contingent August 3, 2007

ford bronco

A SUV that us for the guys with the biggest dicks.. Ladies panties just suddenly become saturated and fall to the floor unexpectedly.. If you have a bronco you better be prepared to service alot of women especially ones that are in relationships with guys that own other makes, especially Chevrolets..

Wow that guy must have a massive pecker since he operates a Ford bronco..

by Ridintall November 20, 2018

Clementine ford

A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.

Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?

Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!

by Randy82 September 18, 2018

Ford Escort

A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!

1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!

2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?

3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.

by G - Money July 18, 2007

Ford Capri

A now classic Ford that was produced from 1969-86. They are a coupe bodystyle and were made a hatchback coupe in 1974. It was available with engines ranging 1.3 litres to 3.0 litres. The best looking vehicle to have a blue oval on it!

The Capri Laser was a special edition of the 4-Cylinder Cars.

by Modern Cars Suck! February 13, 2005