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Forbidden fruit

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*
by Mikey July 23, 2004
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Forced Fucked

When someone is forced to have sex, Basically another word for Rape anyways this is part two of the 'Sex' definition I wrote

Yes part 3 will be out today
Charles and Ashlee named their children Ash(A boy Ash) Amelia and Cathy

One day Ash and Cathy were watching their parents having sex, And they wanted to try it, So they got Amelia since she was the oldest(16 yrs to be exact) And told her to teach them the basics and more,

Later after teaching the basics hey are getting ready to sext now but these are the plot twists they will present it to their parents and Cathy will get forced Fucked in secret

*Ashlee and Charles sit down naked to get ready because the kids told them it would get rather horny,Cathy pulls down Ash's boxers and pulls down her Candy floss panties then Ash pounces onto Cathy and Eats her out "GO FASTER PLEASE DADDY~" Ashlee started to finger herself because it was already starting to get Sexy

A few minutes later precum leaks out of Cathy's now dripping wet pussy. After that Ash shoves his 3' dick into Cathy's pussy as deep as he could, Before they knew it Amelia was over there with a dildo and shoved it up Cathy's pussy. And little did Cathy know Ash and Amelia were force fucking her in secret.

Too lazy to do the rest sorry my fellow friends p 3 coming today again
by Yayayayayawaawawa January 30, 2022
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Forbidden Fruit

A gay or lesbian individual who secretly makes out with or has sex with someone of the opposite sex. This is individual will hide their true bisexual orientation in order to fit in with the Gay and Lesbian community.
Straight Guy: What happened between you and your female friend last night? I noticed you two were drunk and were very affective towards her.

Gay Guy: Please don't say anything...Well, I tasted her forbidden fruit last night and now I feel strange. I thought I was gay but now, I have no clue.
by classymalikat September 9, 2011
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Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"
(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)
by TheseShadows March 21, 2009
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forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.
God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.
by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007
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forbe2

1. new improved edition of forbe1

2. a proud wearer of the iconic Aussie speedo, when he gets a new speedo, he remarks "Oh, goody!"

3. follower of the creed "if someone screws me, I screw back harder".

4. a kite surfer from Oz

5. a person who offers to bury the hatchet while holding the hatchet at one's throat

6. a self proclaimed hacking expert who does his work on dial up.
That effing forbe2 was so happy to get a new speedo he screamed "Oh, goody!" like a silly girl.
by scru4b2 December 25, 2008
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forbidden jew dance

when you make passionate love with a Jewish girl/boy
Austin had a fun time doing the forbidden jew dance with Beccah at the lakehouse
by sai k July 5, 2012
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