Laminar flow

When you suspect that you have diarrhea and your suspicions turn out to be correct, however, once you release it turns out to be rather soothing! You get instant relief, no pellet-gun-like velocity, not much upward splattering, and to your pleasant surprise, very little toilet paper consumption to clean up. More oily grease than shit. The only downside is that it smells like a combination of penicillin and methane, with a hint of wide-open ass. Flushes clean. Very little evidence that anything remarkable took place in the airport stalls. Leaves you wondering if that was, indeed, the highlight of your month so far. It is the simple things in life.
Jesus Christ, for all the noise I heard 5-mins ago from my corner office, adjacent to the women’s restroom, Darcy must have had laminar flow. I can only smell air freshener and Z-Pack. All clear! Y’all can come in and pee. (Many of the office girls were drinking vodka at lunch, thus the pent-up demand).
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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flow editor

flow mfs who flow anime characters from different animes and call it a style
is that a flow editor hes such a virgin
by narutouchiha42069 July 21, 2021
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Let's flow

To set your vibration to your highest frequency!

To Flow freely and securely in your frequency!
Let's Flow in such a high vibrational state we heal the planet!

She meditates to start her day and sets her intentions by saying Let's Flow!
by DGodd3ss August 24, 2023
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Wormal flow

A masterpiece that was made by Andrew. You can't stop listening.
Hey, you look wormal flow!

Oh thx
by Joe_mamaa_312 March 15, 2021
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Collateral Flow

The fallout from a positive lateral flow COVID test. Collateral flow can range from frantically calling restaurants, bars, friends and family to alert them of your result, hiding yourself away and getting people to do your food shopping, or to doing not an awful lot. The latter likely would not apply if you're not bothered for COVID, then there is no collateral damage.
"Having COVID sucked, but what was worse was dealing with the collateral flow."

"I tested positive on Monday, and have been dealing with the collateral flow all day today."
by Sandyminge March 30, 2022
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flow angel

a cool beautiful girl who is simply tapped into the flow of life. she is super in touch with chakra, chi, energy and vibes. Generally she attends California-based transformative festivals like Lightning in a Bottle or Desert Hearts.
omg hey Molly - i haven't seen you in forever! so happy to see my flow angel at burning man!!

honestly ever since my yoga instructor achieved nirvana and left the studio, it's been up to me to be my own flow angel
by papamall May 14, 2020
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Zuri Flow

A feeling of strong sexual desire for a certain type of person in the world. And this flows through your body, and arouses you whenever you are in the presense of this specific type of person.
Man: Whenever I see someone with brown hair, I get a sense of Zuri Flow.
I just love people with brown hair!
Woman: I get Zuri Flow whenever I see tall guys.
by Alzi Senpai May 21, 2010
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