THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.

Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored

by Shredhead5280 October 5, 2019

Pancake Floofer

A giant pancake that is rolled into a newspaper like fashion. A multipurpose tool that ranges from salad slapping to wafting farts.

After slapping salads with the Pancake Floofer, Kimmy's hysterical laughter led to a big fart. I said "Don't worry Kimmy, my Pancake Floofer also waft farts!

by cynthiabo June 21, 2023

Sea Floofer

An alternate name for a seal. Extremely fat and adorable creatures.

Cash to Sherri "Look at this sea floofer, thing is a fatass."

by Can't find a Username:( August 4, 2024

Flint Flooder

When you shit so bad it turns the tap water in to brown murky water, similar to the water in Flint MI.

I just made a flint flooder and now I cant wash my hands.

by jamaican bobsled team October 21, 2023

Skillet Floofer

A giant floofy blue goat with yellow eyes. He is the bestest boi. The fursona creator was cooking breakfast when he randomly decided to name his furry character Skillet. He was also making waffles at the time so it's a good thing he didn't name his BLUE goat "Waffle"...
The Skillet Floofer starter pack includes a giant Kemono fursuit, a colorful jester costume and enough shaving cream and pie tins to make even Nickelodeon jealous!

Have you seen Skillet Floofer on TikTok? He's such a silly goat, omg!

by Nova Helix November 5, 2025

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

Get midlessly flooked

When someone absolutely fucks you from behind.

My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"

by Franchek March 16, 2024