fisteldink

The act of inserting one's fist into another's anus while the recipient is urinating. The term is derived from a "distlefink," a small bird whose call often resembles the noise made by the recipient of a fisteldink.

Dave approached the urinal, dropped his trousers, and began to pee while Rahul fisteldinked him from behind.

by luv2fisteldink September 22, 2006

Heston fist

To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.

While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."

Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"

by Pantera Ruber November 25, 2010

fist hickey

A bruise - most often from punching - someone you "love"

"Got in a fight with my sweetie, now I've got to hide all these fist hickeys. But I know s/he loves me!"

by sld January 1, 2006

Fist bricks

Fist bricks are punches or multiple jabs that you put all your strenght and power into to really hurt some body. Basically heavy punches

if he keep talkin mess I'll brick em in the face

Or
The kid was throwin fist bricks and blooded his face.

by king lateef May 24, 2009

Fist Picnic

Used as a threat of intense pummeling of the face as to create a fullness of pain.

If you mess if Rick Sticknick you gonna get a fist picnic all up in your face.

by Jamie Connors et. al. November 10, 2007

Fist Of Doom

The act of vigorously punching someone in the anus out of anger. Then when removing your fist it is covered in feces.

I gave that hooker the fist of doom last night.

by timc34 March 20, 2011

Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

by Not ewf June 13, 2014