figured

a person, mainly a girl, who has a nice shaped body.

Lauren has a model-ish figure.

by david October 9, 2004

Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

8 fingered asshole

When you are being such an asshole that you can't use two thumbs to do a "This guy!" Thumbs remain in and your 8 fingers point back to you; when you are an asshole beyond two thumbs; an alternative to "This guy!"

After screwing up royally and having someone call you on it and you know you're guilty, you can say, "I'm beyond two thumbs. Who's being an 8 fingered asshole? THIS GUY!" with all 8 fingers pointing at yourself.

by PixieStick75 September 29, 2010

No father figure

Having a lack of a father figure in your life; being a fatherless child

Child: “Yeah, I’m a Fortnite pro”

Normal human: “You mean you have No father figure”

by TheEndDragon April 16, 2022

Go figure

When you are talking to someone and they don't understand what you're talking about. Or they don't know what you're talking about. You are entitled to tell them to "go figure".

Josh: You should go listen to the White Stripes
Amy: the Who?
Josh: Go figure!

by The Villanous Turtoad December 1, 2011

figure four

A wrestling pin where ones head is in between the players legs, the person being pinned is facing up, while the person pinning is facing down, putting the person being pinned near the the other persons butt.

Dude, nick put me in a good figure four last match. My head was stuck.

by SpandexJock September 29, 2013

Figure

A chick’s overall body appearance.

Different terms exist like “petite”, “dumpy”, “average”, “modelesque”, “slim thicc” to try to describe overall figure but people still fail to use the right terms.

Usually these terms are used to describe a figure by several of the following attributes combined; general body shape/curvature , apparent weight category, General body size or frame size, height (tall/around average/short) and body composition.

Brenda has the epitome of a proportionate hourglass figure and a curvy fit figure. She is of average height— both leg & toroso length, is a healthy weight, has an average bone structure, has thicc thighs, has wide hips, has defined waist, has flat abdominals, and full breast.

by I AM THE SWEETEST POTATO August 18, 2019