No flex

When a guy looks tough, but can't really pull any weight.

dont worry about him man.. he got no flex..

by skeptikalia July 4, 2011

File Maker

A something that makes files.

This is a coffee break courtesy of File Maker (am I the only one who got this mug courtesy of Filke Maker?)

by Rory September 19, 2004

file a complaint

A euphamism for defecating, which is sometimes humourously regarded as a form of silent protest.

Matt arrives late to dinner.

Matt: Where's Scott?

Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.

by Cr4k April 17, 2006

Failexan

A person who sucks in any sort of competitive gaming. Whether it be MMO-based or Shooter-based. A failexan always folds under pressure and nerd rages whenever it loses.

Joe: Dude, Jimmy is totally flipping nigger balls over losing that game.
John: Yeah, he always does that. He is such a failexan.

by Z makes all wordz cooler November 26, 2009

Flex Off

When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.

Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.

by IcyHot June 9, 2017

flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

Stalker File

Generally used synonymously with Instant Messaging programs such as AIM, a Stalker File is the recording of AIM conversations with a certain person. Its use is not exactly known but it is used either to be able to recall a certain conversation with that person or just to admire how much you talk to them about the most important and meaningful stuff or just daily chitter-chatter.

AKA: S.F.

"Just check your Stalker File to see what we were talking about yesterday!"

by Mrazfan January 11, 2009