pet-o-file

A large drawer / file cabinet where all the animal adoption records are kept.

After johnnys new dog ran away, the shelter had to look in the pet-o-file for the dogs license number.

by SoYeaAnyway February 18, 2007

fiendfinder

FEEND-FIND-er: n; a large, fragrant cloud of cigarette smoke exhaled into an entry way by someone who is has just smocrastinated. The cloud is normally signifigant enough to cause any smoker inside the building to want a cigarette, hence its locating ability. See also Smocrastinate.

I caught a whiff of a fiendfinder about ten o'clock and it's been driving me nuts ever since. I can't wait for lunch so I can go outside.

by Nathan G. Baldwin July 21, 2008

file foliage

That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.

Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.

by Robert Paar December 12, 2008

Fiend Mobber

One who never brings their own materials. This includes food, school supplies, bud, anything.

Yo Keith, stop being a fiend mobber, and smoking my bud and eating all my food!

by XRFH March 18, 2009

Failenese

The Language that all failures speak towards another.

1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.

by Blazinet July 15, 2009

File-Whore

A person who is always looking for new files to add to their USBs/computer hard drives, copying and pasting as many files as they can from other people to their own data storers, finding the most boring things that others look at entertaining. When shown a video by a friend, a file-whore will go off to download said video within the first 30 seconds of watching it and then go off to download other files.

Example #1
Tom: I was watching these really funny videos today, about this guy who-
Sam(excitedly): Cool, can you give me a copy?
Tom: God, Sam; you're such a file-whore.

Example #2
Tom plugs his USB into Sam's computer to show him a file. While going through the files to find the one he wishes to show, Sam will see his other files dart across the screen, dazzling him. The uninteresting files will appear to him as things resembling delicious pies, causing him to request a "copy" of these files.

by TheWorldIs June 13, 2014

fiend

Something or someone cruel, inhumane or wicked.

The fiend Wizard challenges you to his dungeon.

by Valoons March 16, 2016