A gay man who runs around with a straw forcibly felching unsuspecting civilians, and then disappearing into the night leaving no trace of his actions but the humiliation of his victims.
Did you hear about my buddy Jack, he got attacked by the Feltchasaurus-Rex and will never be the same, but between me and you I think he might have liked it.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
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by michaelfeltch December 18, 2024
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