Flumpjerk- The act of masturbation from unisex genders when flaccid(for male) and non aroused, until you reach your desired outcome usually ejaculation, though sometimes an aquitting from frustration.
John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography
Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!
Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!
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A "Flumper" is a person that has a disgusting, horrible, squirrel like haircut. "Flumper" is usually used as a insult to people with revolting haircuts.
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"As I gazed at the stunning artwork, I felt a strong sense of flumplenux, mesmerized by its beauty but unsure how to interpret its symbolism."
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