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Flaker's High

The euphoric feeling of relief and liberation one gets after cancelling or flaking out on a commitment they were dreading, especially one made out of obligation, societal pressure, or to appease someone else.

Particularly experienced by introverts faced with social obligations, but can apply to anyone ditching something they're not vibing with. Like a runner's high, but for being a flake.
"Sarah was riding that flaker's high after she decided to Netflix and chill instead of going to that overcrowded music festival she got invited to."

"Dude, are you going to Mike's party tonight?"
"Nah, just flaked. Riding the flaker's high now and binging on ice cream."
by Dee Baggins September 15, 2023
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Fulkerson

When autocorrect wont let me type fuckers
Fulkersons they are those mother fulkersons. Wait stupid auto correct.
by DrDre89 October 9, 2023
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Falserue

/fɔl-sər-u/

Something false, and you are aware that it is unobtainable, but at the same time; you truly wish that it was true. But it is something that could never become an actuality, so you pretend to believe it.
guy 1: guess what, your dead fish came back to life!
guy 2: wow! epic!

guy 1: this is so falserue
guy 2: right :/
by fawnywcue November 3, 2023
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faker mcfakerson

when somebody is just so fake you hit em with the faker mcfakerson which is ultimately the highest form of fakeness.
bro this guy is a bitch, a straight up faker mcfakerson. HES SOO FAAKKKEEE
by is that reshala dued April 4, 2024
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Faltering ass boundaries

When a females "no"'s mean "yesssss" then turn into real " NO" or even a "stop it I'm serious"
Damn girl you confuse the f*** out of me with your faltering ass boundaries
by DIRTY-D530 June 2, 2024
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falerble

a feeling of wanting gay sex with a straight woman
i am feeling quite falerble with my homies
by skyjett_01 July 7, 2024
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Fakeriot

Fake patriots who don't know the local leadership or roles. Not fulfilling civic duties, only voting once ever 4 years for the National Presidential Election. When voting, recklessly votes by party instead of the integrity of the candidates

Fakeriots tend to be in all parties, but are primarily found in the 3 major parties.

Fakeriots are never open to a discussion, but they will agressivly discuss irrelevant factors such as appearance, sex, spelling, ect instead of engaging in a productive conversation.

The only way to truly engage productively with a Fakeriot is in person. Usually online they use fake names and profile pictures. This makes them feel comfortable cherry picking when they engaging, allowing them to blatantly ignore valid facts or factors. There is never any consideration for anyone outside of their party beliefs they're willing to show respect to.
You're either a Fakeriot or a patriot
by Erbtosis December 25, 2024
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