failure

nichoals blais

i am the definition of failure

by braken1234567890987654321 June 1, 2018

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Being a Failure

Being a Failure is when Steven He's dad grabs the sandal and gives you permanent emotional damage.

You are being a failure.
-Steven's Dad

by j4k3yy November 11, 2022

a failure

you. just you

a failure is u

by the docter of dicktaory April 11, 2022

sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020

FAILURE

what ur asian parent says when you say you got a c in math

YOU GOT A C IN MATH?! C STANDS FOR THE FAILURE!(from steven he)

by if u r reading, ur STOOBID April 30, 2023

Educated failure

A very well educated person but one who is boring and unimpressive irl in terms of their career 🤔

A lot of politicians seem to be educated failures.

by Sexydimma November 2, 2024