Rail Fail

Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.

A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.

I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.

I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

Funny fail

A video where people experience hilarious mishaps: including face-plants, hits to the groin, and painful stunts gone wrong.

Hey, do you want to watch a funny fail compilation with me? This one's about people belly flopping from the high dive!

by NittanyLionFan_:) January 10, 2021

What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010

penile trust fail

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet

See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.

by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023

Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary

(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You

by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 6, 2007

whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009

to fail

To lose, not pass or give up on doing something

I know i'm going to fail my exams...

by - A Person August 20, 2016