fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007

fake italian

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi

Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.

by hmm October 28, 2005

fake ass gangsta

Fourteen year old kids who feel the need to impress readers of urbandictionary.com with bad grammar (read: ebonics) and indirect threats toward "white boys" who are false flagging.

lil phsyco is a fake ass gangsta.

by to_kill_the_sun September 2, 2005

Fake people

People who will only hangout with you when they have no one else to hangout with. They will be a different person and hangout with people they have known less longer. They will invite other People to things that they know you don’t like, and then will ditch you for that person.

I can’t stand fake people who do those things to people they call their friends.

by allsmeres November 15, 2019

Tasty Fake

Generally applied to food that's made to look like other food, or at least other objects. It could be as simple as a cake made to look like a television set, or as imaginative as mashed potatoes colored and arranged as an ice cream sundae.

Origins are from Season 16, episode 2 of The Simpsons. Marge enters a baking contest and the other contestants mock her for making "tasty fakes", a dessert made to look like hot dogs from deep fried cookie dough and meringue.

"These sushi cupcakes are so awesome!"
"I know, they're the best tasty fakes I've ever come up with. All they are is bite sized vanilla cupcakes lined with fruit roll up and coconut on top."

by karasuma January 7, 2008

Fake laugh

An outburst of laughter done in purpose to act as if something was found funny, but in reality it wasn't. It is usually found to be annoying and diminishing towards the person who made the comment or joke. If a person continues to do fake laughs at things, eventually they will get used to doing them and will end up pulling them off at things that weren't even meant to be funny and make idiots of themselves.

A person can be caught putting on a fake laugh by him/her laughing too suddenly, and ending the laughter suddenly, usually with a straight face throughout it or at the end.

John: I feel tired.
Ben: HAHAHA!!! (straight face)
Shaun: That was the biggest fake laugh ever Ben....
John: I know it wasn't even meant to be funny.

by Yeosas October 18, 2010

va te faire foutre

Literally, 'Go do / make yourself.' One of the most vulgar forms of dismissal in the French language. To execute the gesture, make a fist with the right hand, and extend the arm out straight, parallel to the ground, fingers up. With the left hand open, slap the right bicep just above the elbow while raising the right forearm upwards to 90 degrees. Known as the 'Bras d'honneur.'

Roughly equivalent to fuck off, go fuck yourself, up yours, etc.

While stopped at a red light, the person behind you honks their horn for you to move. You give them the Bras d'honneur, and shout through the open window, 'Va te faire foutre, putain d'espèce d'enculé!'

by Kyle359 April 29, 2006