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facebook dad

1) One who is a worthless dad in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemykids #kidsaremylife

2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.

3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
His kid got into a great college thanks to his step dad

But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids

That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
by YFinn May 12, 2014
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Facebook Tagfest

The current phenomenon of Facebook users tagging 20+ friends in a picture full of quirky characters. After being constantly tagged by your friends, the never ending cycle of tag notifications can get very annoying.
When will this Facebook Tagfest end?!
by A. Hall March 7, 2009
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Facebook Yes Man

To RSVP “Attending” to any event you are invited to on Facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. You may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.
“Oh hey man, I noticed you’re coming to my Halloween party? What’s your costume?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”
by JP_002 August 11, 2009
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facebook buddy

Similar to a bathroom buddy. It's when two or more girls who regularly go to the bathroom together when out in a public place, also seem to be online at the same time on facebook.
"Amanda and Christie went to the bathroom together at the bar the other night and I always seem to see them on at the same time on facebook."

"So they're each others facebook buddy?"

"Bingo."
by Flirbertz (M.Richie) November 12, 2009
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Facebook Surfing

Verb. Clicking on a friend's profile and then clicking on profiles under the mutual friends section to find out information about random friends. Usually happens when one is bored on a Friday night.
Guy 1: Dude, i was facebook surfing last night and I found out that Kelly's dating Chuck!
by PRicanFury September 12, 2010
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facebook decieved

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.
Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."
by big meech 11 September 20, 2010
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facebook valley girl

Someone who is on facebook constantly but says nothing and like, likes a lot. AKA a fbvg
Suzie has a lot of friends because she's like totally a facebook valley girl
by sagefortune8 November 27, 2013
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