smushing faces

When you're telling your friends about a time you necked on with a guy/girl but your friends are too immature so you need to use another term.

Yeah well me and Dan were smushing faces

by Jdknejwimeb July 31, 2017

The facebook faces

The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.

Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!

proper internet user:Oh god why...

Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!

proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!

by burning bacon June 5, 2012

vanilla faces

A white good-looking male. Usually plays baseball. Listens to hip-hop music and likes to party.

At that party last night there were a bunch of vanilla faces.

by Charice December 18, 2007

facist police

Large network of 'disorganised muppets' who insist on finding organisation, rules, structed systems and pulling them apart.

The facist police carefully infiltrated virtually every organisation on the planet, and dissassembled them.
It won't happen to everyone.

by matt (I know I'm slow) bill September 4, 2008

facestab

verb, to forcibly insert an object (usually a knife) into a person or animal's face.

noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably

verb, "If you don't shut up about your sister's operation and take off your pants, I'll facestab you!"

noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."

by Facestab February 8, 2007

Faceslippy

Noun; Someone so absorbed in social networking web sites, that you are worried about them.

Faceslippy Joe over there won't talk to you unless you tweet him through it.

by Serious injury March 3, 2010

White Faces

Money. White faces because of the dead presidents of on bills

Marcus: You still working at Burger King? That job sucks.

John: Yeah man. Gotta do what you gotta do to get them white faces.

by BIRTHDAY MEMORIZER July 17, 2010