Facebook has one of the most ironic definitions because...
1.) A website DESIGNED FOR COLLEGE students to interact with one another and easily communicate on a friendly website.
2.) A website that teenagers use to post pictures of themselves doing stupid things not meant for the internet that COLLEGE WORKERS LOOK AT and then DENY YOU OF ADMISSION because of.
So basically a website originaly meant for helping college kids is helping people get denied from college. Ironyyyyy
1.) A website DESIGNED FOR COLLEGE students to interact with one another and easily communicate on a friendly website.
2.) A website that teenagers use to post pictures of themselves doing stupid things not meant for the internet that COLLEGE WORKERS LOOK AT and then DENY YOU OF ADMISSION because of.
So basically a website originaly meant for helping college kids is helping people get denied from college. Ironyyyyy
Lopez: "I just got into Harvard! Now I'll make a facebook so I can freind-request all my classmates!"
Steve: "Dude, some college looked at my facebook and rejected me 'cause of all my pictures of me drinkin' booze!"
Steve: "Dude, some college looked at my facebook and rejected me 'cause of all my pictures of me drinkin' booze!"
by Jaded Jam Sirens October 26, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. Dude #1: Yo bro, you send me that thing on myspace?
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook
by Babadoo October 7, 2007
Get the facebookmug. Contrary to earlier definitions, it is now open to high school students.
Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.
Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.
1)My favorite website is Facebook! I'm on it all the time!
2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.
2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.
by facebookerforever January 18, 2009
Get the facebookmug. Guy #1: Oh did you see Bob's new status on facebook?
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.
by Bob hates cats December 12, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. A social networking site, similar to myspace, et. al that is usable ONLY by certain college students and highschoolers. In other words, a private little elitest club for students afraid to leave their campuses, even online. Hard to believe, but there are interesting people in this world who aren't in college! -crowd gasps-
Dude, facebook is cooler than myspace - there's no ads!
I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.
I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.
by kirE May 4, 2006
Get the Facebookmug. by xoga October 26, 2008
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Get the Facebookmug.