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Dude #1: Yo bro, you send me that thing on myspace?
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook
by Babadoo September 24, 2007
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Contrary to earlier definitions, it is now open to high school students.

Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.
1)My favorite website is Facebook! I'm on it all the time!

2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.
by facebookerforever January 19, 2009
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A website people use to share things about their lives when no one actually gives a sh*t.
Guy #1: Oh did you see Bob's new status on facebook?
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.
by Bob hates cats December 10, 2010
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A social networking site, similar to myspace, et. al that is usable ONLY by certain college students and highschoolers. In other words, a private little elitest club for students afraid to leave their campuses, even online. Hard to believe, but there are interesting people in this world who aren't in college! -crowd gasps-
Dude, facebook is cooler than myspace - there's no ads!

I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.
by kirE April 24, 2006
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MySpace is ghetto whereas Facebook is suburban.
by xoga September 11, 2008
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facebooked

When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.
Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?
by ASHSASHS October 22, 2023
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A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.
Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?
by alco3 August 18, 2019
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