Battlestar Flu

Results from watching 30 or more episodes of Battlestar Galactica in a row.

Symptoms of Battlestar Flu include lack of sleep, using the word “frak” as a curse word, and suspecting everyone around you is a frakking Cylone….
Hey boss, I can't come into work today, I've got Battlestar flu
by AK2011 May 09, 2011
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poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.
“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”
by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020
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Hacker flu

It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.

In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
The new coding tasks have been assigned; Hacker flu is about to erupt...
by kovg April 14, 2019
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jug flu

After I drank that bottle of Tequila, I had a bad case of the jug flu!
by Mexican Cobra July 23, 2008
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Pilbara Flu

Hitting the town with a Miner from the Pilbara and spending a ridiculous amount of money on alcohol and having an extremely bad hangover the next day
I went out with pat last night and now I have the pilbara flu
by potty 2 hotty October 25, 2012
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Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022
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flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..
Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..
by Sirmontoya February 01, 2018
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