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In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.
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Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
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