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Florida six pack

When you gift a six pack of beer but drink one prior to giving it to the recipient.
My brother in law gave me a Florida six pack for Christmas.
by M1311 December 31, 2022
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Florida Math

Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.
In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.
by Fasters July 20, 2023
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Florida Fitness Roid Rage

A.G. at FF
I saw A.G. pumping iron yesterday, I told him he had jewboinz and he went on a Florida Fitness Roid Rage.
by darcy mcgee December 21, 2008
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Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis
Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Florida skank

n. A promiscuous female whose skin has an overly tan and weathered look.
That chick needs to stop tanning, she looks like a Florida skank.
by B January 7, 2004
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Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*

Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.

Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off

The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Guy 2: Would you look at that

Guy3: What is it

Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist

Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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florida baptism

The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.
Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.
by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009
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