flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 02, 2010

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 10, 2011

Blister Flap

The flap of blister skin clipped off after being acquired.

Dude I got a narly blister today. If you eat this "blister flap" that I just clipped off my foot I'll give you twenty bucks."

by tab10us June 25, 2010

nanny flaps

THE SAGGY FLAPS HANGING FROM YOUR NANS VAGINA, SOMETIMES WET AND VERY DELICIOUS

Oh wow , look at her nanny flaps

by Names.definition.word.phrase June 19, 2017

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

by Tzeni July 14, 2006

elbow flap

The loose skin that everyone has when they flatten their arm. It tends to be more prevalent in the elderly

little joey grabbed on to grandpa's elbow flap

by crinjah December 11, 2009

Cream Flaps

Cream flaps are vag lips that have been squirted with a healthy dose of cum.

Last night Jason blew 5 loads in Marci and her cream flaps were sticking to her panties.

by MrsRuff March 13, 2014