fritner police 'orse

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.

Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

feind job

someone who feinds something in particular...smokes , weed..etc.

bob:"man , I need a smoke!"
bill:"You fukin feind job!!"

by feiner April 23, 2003

fitnah

1. Arabic: a source of trials: of majorital Muslim and Arab usage.

"When I was at university, they used to call my behind 'Fitnah'."

by zalzalahbutt November 19, 2006

Planet fitness

A world where it's so big we barely fitn'ness in but when it goes in, dam the planets align and all Is right in the world.

Guy: Hey u know how to get to planet fitness?

Girl: yeah, but how big are you?

by Laterdayst May 15, 2015

feinauer

the act of shitting into a cup, and then sharing it with your lover

i really want to feinauer tonight, babe.

by jdoc October 27, 2008

Feingold

The act of accepting an alcoholic beverage in a social setting, such as house party or casual get-together, taking only a sip and then abandoning the drink somewhere in the vicinity, but not disposing of the drink properly. Making clean up extremely annoying for the host and/or provider of the beverage.

When I was cleaning up, I found at least three feingolded beers.

If I give you a beer, do not Feingold it.

by Prof. Flint April 7, 2011

Feit

when a person tries to say “felt” but they accidentally spill their feta cheese.

“bro I feit that.”

by Uhcemetary September 6, 2020