Farfed

Means whatever you want it to mean.
Preferably if you can't be bothered contributing to something.

I can't be farfed

by Einsteinsmyuncle June 8, 2011

Fartedo

A piece of feces that is expelled from the anus when passing gas.

I had to change my underwear after a huge fartedo in biology class today.

by Dok December 29, 2019

Fartedious

When that fool is taking up way too much of your time and boring you!

Man, that girl is fartedious! I spent all day explaining the alphabet to her.

by AlanSirCV March 29, 2024

Fartedmite

In the 1997 movie titled "KFC: Revenge of Colonel", the main character 'el fatty mitation sensation inflation' was making a dish called the fridge melody. It included all sorts of ingredients that is found in your fridge. Needless to say, el fatty mitations' farts were beyond unbearable. Hence the name farted mite was coined.

Hey fartedmite, stop eating all the food!

by Jawsterr April 20, 2025

farter

farter aka lottie d smelly lil gyal hu farted in r german class an den tried 2 blame it on d chair. den did it agen n tried 2 blame it on d desk! hhhmmmmm! lol bt we love er! <3 <3

A: did u jus fart?
L: NO! it was d chair
K: y u gon red?
L: coz ur makin it out as if its me an its not an its jus...
A: we no it was u!
L: NO it wasnt it was d chair
K: its ok we know
L: jus drop it guys
A: u already av
K: was it u?
L: i wil tel u l8er
K: oops my cd jus skipped....
A: ... an every1 heard u let 1 rip!
A+K: hahahahahahhhahahahahaahahha

by science geek! February 5, 2005

farteed

Passed tense of flatulance

Eye Farteed, and I thought of you.

by JuggLicker January 17, 2010

fartelicious

A very good smelling fart of your own creation that you share the aroma with your favorite person while lyao.

Dude, why are you rolling down the window, that was fartelicious.

by Guido1 September 27, 2011