Eye AIDS

A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.

Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?

Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.

Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks

Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.

Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?

Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.

Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.

by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012

eye batter

the yellow discharge you have in your eye fanny when you wake up from a sleep

fucking hell, i cant open my eyes for all this eye batter

by Mr ouija April 17, 2007

eye jizz

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.

GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.

by alrightymon June 8, 2010

eye nag

When someone (usually a girl) nags you by just looking at you.

Guy; "Valentine's Day is a waste of time."
Girl: ** eye nag**

by stocktrader October 27, 2011

Eye of the TF

1. When a female with big tits looks at a male in a way that tells him she knows how to TF and is not only down with it, but strongly encourages it and even lusts for it. This is often a mating technique used by females whose only major asset is their breasts and are usually, but not always, slightly over weight.

2. When a male is completely and utterly blinded by the size of a woman's breasts that he will hook up with her no matter what state the rest of her is in. His mind is overtaken by the thought of a TF and will stop at almost nothing to get it.

Chaz was just about to leave Aurora when some girl grabbed his arm and gave him the eye of the TF.

Chaz bumped into a girl in the bar, spilling beer all over her breasts. As she sopped up the mess with a nearby napkin, she glanced up at Chaz as he apologized, giving him a most irresitable Eye of the TF.

"What's up with Trevor?" asked Chaz, "That girl has huge bombs but doesn't he know she is an absolute swap donkey?"
"Don't think he has a clue," replied Jeb, "Worst Eye of the TF I've ever seen!"

by JettSkyler April 12, 2012

eye-wolf

The name given to one whos eyes severely outweigh the rest of the face and result in said person appearing to be the image of a wolf. The usual eye-wolf will associate him or herself with large groups of 'gangsters' and enjoys rapping and performing to crowds, using the eyes to hypnotize its prey.

Sheila: Look at that Wiz Khalifa up on stage, he has such big eyes isn't he an eye-wolf.

Shaniqua: HELL YEAH GURL.

by xoxoxfabbyprinnysxoxox January 15, 2013

eye-batter

a person who constantly bats their eye-lashes, usually in a flirting manner

the man said he saw his girl because she was and eye-batter

by Kamaar " Silk" Taliaferro December 19, 2008