eminem

a sad little nigger-cock sucker that wants to murder his gf and who then somehow wins a grammy award

eminem is a sad little nigger-cock sucker who wants to murder his gf and who then somehow wins a grammy award

by eminemlovesblahnik December 9, 2008

Eminem

One of the greatest rappers EVER , second only to 2Pac. He's just himself and isn't a fake poseur like some rappers (I.e Game, Vanilla Ice, Rick Ross, Bow wow). His lyrical content is often violent and is stupid funny. He is the funniest rapper EVER. Marshall Mathers LP is one of the best CD's I've ever owned and still gets frequent spins despite it being nearly 10 years old. Too bad his new album sukx =(

Example 1:

Boy: Hey, babe have u heard "Kim" by Eminem?? It's sooo fucking funny.. Not only that but it really inspires and motivates me, u knw?

Girl: what? Inspires and motivates u how?? Its about him commiting homicide isn't it?

Boy: I just hope u never cheat..

Girl: ........

Boy: yeah...

Example 2:

Me: oh la la Eminem sure is one sexy dood..

My gay friend: I know....when I was 12 I would fantasize about him while I masturbated...

Me:.... :-/

My gay friend: I used to imagine him raping me..

Me: ........

My gay friend: All this dirty talk is turning me on. I think I'll go listen to his cd and rub one out

Me: o.O

by IHateYouXoXo May 10, 2009

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A FUCKING GREAT RAPPER! who is commonly confused for being the best rapper alive, although incredibly lyrically talented, he is liked by the fucking ignorant white suburban teenagers who define urban dictionary. the same ignorant chodes who call Lil Wayne a shitty pop mainstream rapper. YOU DO REALIZE LIL WAYNE HAS HAD LIKE ONE SONG ON THE TOP 40 CHARTS LIKE EVER? Have you heard eminems new album? Rihanna? Pink? how more poppy mainstream can you get???!! and dont even mention this little bitch ass yungin called B.o.B. people say hes saved hip hop! the most mainstream thing on the planet. i live in DC and trust me NO REGULAR BLACK KIDS I KNOW LIKE HIM!

Lil Wayne is the bet rapper alive! his metaphors are out of this fucking world! too bad lolipop is some shit, maybe i should not be ignorant and listen to his good stuff on the internet. man i wish Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers didnt go all pop on us. This B.o.B kid is a lil bitch!

by therealfukintruth September 21, 2010

chewing eminems

When you see someone driving in their car and singing along to an eminem song. You can't hear their words, but you know it's an eminem song because it's so loud.

homeboy 1 - "Look at that girl in the car next to us! She's chewing eminems!"

homeboy 2 - "i love his new song"

by Hood Hempster March 16, 2011

Eminem

No doubt one of the greatest rappers ever. People think hes trash because hes white but listen to his songs. Hes not like these black rappers (not racist) that sing about drugs and money. Since hes white of course he has to actually rap real music! Modern rappers just talk slow and have NO SKILL! Just because they can hold their crotch and say swag in every sentance dosnt meen there good.

bob: Did u hear that new eminem song?

Typical white person: NOOO he sucks hes garbage! Chris brown ftw!

by MuffinGarbage October 23, 2009

eminenemy

When a person pretends to be in an argument with another person for dramatic effect and/or to gain attention from others.

Did you hear that Eminem is mad at Brittany, Mariah, Bruno and that little dog puppet? Elton John used to be his eminenemy, but then they sang together so now they're cool.

by Helga Von Vulva Puffnstuff August 7, 2009

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003